Demo script for a health supplement

Narrator: Menstruating is not easy.

Woman (hears it, looks around, answers it): Who the hell are you?

Narrator: Oh, I'm about to explain the symptoms of the premenstrual syndrome for the audience.

Woman: Which audienc- OH!

The woman grabs her belly in pain.

Narrator: That's the abdominal pain, one of the most common symptoms. Your body is ready to start your cycle. Other symptoms might include mood swings…

Woman: (in pain) Oh my God! Which mood swing- (the pain stops, she starts laughing). Hahaha, that wasn't so ba- (now starts crying)

Narrator: Nausea…

The woman stands up and rushes to the bathroom. She vomits in the WC. She stands up from it, looks into the mirror. She notices a big pimple.

Woman: Oh my God!

Narrator: And acne.

Woman: Why do you do this? 

Narrator: That's not my fault honey, it's your body. 

Woman: I want it to stop!

Narrator: Oh, that'll definitely happen. After you turn 40. In which case, it's called Menopause.

Woman: What?

Narrator: Yep. Wanna try?

Woman: What? No! I-

A snap sounds, small cut, and the young woman is now a middle aged woman. She sees herself in the mirror.

Woman: What? Oh God! Wait a minute (she lowers her hands, we don't get to see where she is taking them). IT'S SO DRY!

Narrator: Oh, the classic dry vagina. Luckily, these symptoms can be controlled with the right supplement.

A blister/can of pills is thrown at the woman. She grabs it.

Narrator: (Name of the product) is here to make your life easier by helping combat PMS and menopausal symptoms. Isn't that wonderful?

Woman: Sounds nice, I guess.

Narrator: There you go! 

Woman: Can you return me to how I was before?

Narrator: Thank you for listening!

Woman: Wait, no!

THE END